Northy
Northy
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| Points: | 3.000 |
| Rank: | 151 |
| Opponents defeated: |
35.281.960 (1.)
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| Tribe: |
R.S.C
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| Villages (1) |
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541|485 |
3.000 |
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Personal text
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  THE FOUR PILLARS OF GREATNESS
(United under one account. Held together by denial and bad decisions.    )
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🪓 NORTHY – “The Caveman Commander” 🪓
The reluctant glue 🧩 that binds this disasterpiece  together. Northy logs in to noble  villages, manage diplomacy  , and babysit  three fully grown toddlers  pretending to be warriors . Every OP, he bears the weight of a thousand pings  , a million mis-clicks  , and Steve’s endless “anything you need, bro?” messages  . Hasn’t known peace since 2019  . If leadership is a burden, Northy carries it with the grace of a furious gorilla  and the patience of a saint  who’s had enough. His motto: “If I have to clear another sitter queue, I’m nobling this whole account myself.” 
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 WILL – “The Funkmaster General” 
Born in the wrong era  . Will commands like he’s running HMS Banterbus  , 1782. He fights with the spirit of Nelson  and the strategic vision of someone who’s drunk port out of a shoe  . At night, he’s drinking £4 wine  with a tribe of Zimbabwean dancers  🏿🏿; by day, he’s launching perfectly timed trains  in breeches and a tricorn hat  . If you hear naval commands in chat  , it’s just Will trying to explain that he's sending a noble  . Again.
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 STEVE – “The Pub Hero” 
Operating entirely off Carling  , Steve is both the most dangerous  and most incoherent  member of the crew. His snipes hit like poetry when he’s six pints in . Completely unavailable until 11pm  , when he emerges from the pub haze  to play pool , fix your laptop  , and somehow recap three lost villas  . Though, when he is around he lingers like a bad smell  . If he says “trust me, I’ve got this,” prepare for either elite execution  or 4 nobles in one attack by mistake  . Either way, it’ll be hilarious  .
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 RHYS – “The Scottish Stalker” 
Too cool  for the group chat  . Or so he thinks  . Rhys plays like he’s above it all—quiet  , brooding  , tactical . But don’t let the cold exterior fool you  . Deep down, he’s just as unhinged as the rest 🫣. He claims to observe the chaos with disdain  , but his browser has 47 tabs open 🧾, all TWStats  . He’s the silent storm  . The eye  in the cringe hurricane  . The guy who says “this tribe is a joke” as he sends 5 nukes  at a single wall 20 🧱.
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Together, we form a perfectly dysfunctional unit  . You may outskill us . You may outnumber us  . But you’ll never out-cringe us   .
Approach with caution  . Or port . |
Milestone achievements
Field Master (Level 3)
You were the first to defeat 25.000.000 units.
Conqueror (Level 3)
You were the third to own 250 villages
Score champion (Level 2)
You were the third to reach 1.000.000 points.
Daily achievements
7x Attacker of the day
Defeat the most units in this world as the attacker.
Best result: on 26.05.2025 (79.874 units)
17x Defender of the day
Defeat the most units in this world as the defender.
Best result: on 02.07.2025 (731.976 units)
3x Looter of the day
Plunder the most resources in this world.
Best result: on 21.06.2025 (3.149.824 resources)
2x Plunderer of the day
Plunder the most villages in this world.
Best result: on 08.04.2025 (9.112 villages)
6x Great power of the day
Conquer the most villages in this world.
Best result: on 11.06.2025 (15 villages)
7x Supporter of the day
Defeat the most units in this world as a supporter.
Best result: on 18.05.2025 (45.813 units)
5x Gatherer of the day
Scavenge the most resources in this world.
Best result: on 16.06.2025 (7.317.357 resources)
Other achievements
Years of Service (Gold - Level 6)
Play Tribal Wars for 6 years.
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