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Northy

Northy

Points:	1.597.856
Rank:	3
Opponents defeated:	30.698.607 (1.)
Tribe:	R.S.C

Villages (189)

Coordinates

Points

001

528|466

9.261

005

523|463

9.137

006

527|467

9.960

007

532|467

8.815

008

525|466

8.986

009

525|464

8.994

010

523|466

9.018

013

524|464

8.881

014

533|469

9.132

015

529|468

8.735

016

538|471

9.949

017

545|471

9.943

018

543|468

9.141

019

539|469

8.986

020

542|466

10.052

021

542|460

8.935

022

542|468

8.891

023

537|470

9.045

024

542|465

10.060

025

525|463

10.030

026

535|463

8.755

028

517|475

9.811

029

531|456

8.732

030

533|452

9.435

031

530|452

9.212

032

530|453

9.007

033

532|454

9.820

034

527|465

8.926

035

531|454

9.215

036

520|480

9.825

037

536|467

8.919

038

534|466

8.855

040

516|480

9.394

041

515|480

9.067

042

536|466

8.452

043

537|467

8.884

044

533|463

9.053

045

540|467

9.076

048

517|487

9.621

049

544|473

9.507

050

529|453

9.259

051

547|461

9.990

052

517|479

8.945

055

517|480

8.896

056

522|464

9.825

057

522|465

8.859

058

521|463

9.887

059

522|463

9.551

060

541|464

9.027

061

522|467

8.874

062

546|467

9.052

063

519|485

8.614

064

534|454

9.024

065

534|452

8.969

066

516|482

8.691

067

518|484

8.822

068

515|483

8.674

069

529|454

9.301

070

520|486

9.204

071

513|492

9.047

072

515|476

9.831

077

515|493

9.110

078

521|464

9.857

079

517|486

8.876

080

520|464

9.825

081

512|493

9.830

083

519|472

9.803

084

520|470

9.061

085

521|468

8.761

086

542|469

8.927

087

520|469

8.818

088

521|469

8.674

089

521|465

9.032

090

518|473

9.145

091

513|491

7.391

092

513|490

8.691

093

513|494

8.654

094

509|495

9.120

095

513|498

9.523

096

545|469

8.980

097

545|472

9.808

098

543|465

8.555

099

540|464

8.675

101

546|469

9.806

102

529|464

8.845

103

547|467

8.693

104

547|469

8.882

105

547|468

8.601

106

547|460

9.545

107

532|462

8.839

108

543|469

8.772

109

542|474

4.512

110

528|456

8.540

111

548|462

9.806

112

545|470

9.041

113

510|495

8.816

114

510|494

10.068

115

511|493

5.832

116

546|472

9.302

117

539|479

9.035

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Profile

Personal text

THE FOUR PILLARS OF GREATNESS

(United under one account. Held together by denial and bad decisions.

)

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🪓 NORTHY – “The Caveman Commander” 🪓
The reluctant glue 🧩 that binds this disasterpiece

together. Northy logs in to noble

villages, manage diplomacy

, and babysit

three fully grown toddlers

pretending to be warriors

. Every OP, he bears the weight of a thousand pings

, a million mis-clicks

, and Steve’s endless “anything you need, bro?” messages

. Hasn’t known peace since 2019

. If leadership is a burden, Northy carries it with the grace of a furious gorilla

and the patience of a saint

who’s had enough. His motto: “If I have to clear another sitter queue, I’m nobling this whole account myself.”

---

WILL – “The Funkmaster General”

Born in the wrong era

. Will commands like he’s running HMS Banterbus

, 1782. He fights with the spirit of Nelson

and the strategic vision of someone who’s drunk port out of a shoe

. At night, he’s drinking £4 wine

with a tribe of Zimbabwean dancers

🏿

🏿; by day, he’s launching perfectly timed trains

in breeches and a tricorn hat

. If you hear naval commands in chat

, it’s just Will trying to explain that he's sending a noble

. Again.

---

STEVE – “The Pub Hero”

Operating entirely off Carling

, Steve is both the most dangerous

and most incoherent

member of the crew. His snipes hit like poetry

when he’s six pints in

. Completely unavailable until 11pm

, when he emerges from the pub haze

to play pool

, fix your laptop

, and somehow recap three lost villas

. Though, when he is around he lingers like a bad smell

. If he says “trust me, I’ve got this,” prepare for either elite execution

or 4 nobles in one attack by mistake

. Either way, it’ll be hilarious

.

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RHYS – “The Scottish Stalker”

Too cool

for the group chat

. Or so he thinks

. Rhys plays like he’s above it all—quiet

, brooding

, tactical

. But don’t let the cold exterior fool you

. Deep down, he’s just as unhinged as the rest 🫣. He claims to observe the chaos with disdain

, but his browser has 47 tabs open 🧾, all TWStats

. He’s the silent storm

. The eye

in the cringe hurricane

. The guy who says “this tribe is a joke” as he sends 5 nukes

at a single wall 20 🧱.

---

Together, we form a perfectly dysfunctional unit

. You may outskill us

. You may outnumber us

. But you’ll never out-cringe us

.

Approach with caution

. Or port

Milestone achievements

Field Master (Level 3)

You were the first to defeat 25.000.000 units.

Conqueror (Level 3)

You were the third to own 250 villages

Score champion (Level 2)

You were the third to reach 1.000.000 points.

Go to the Hall of Fame

Daily achievements

7x Attacker of the day

Defeat the most units in this world as the attacker.

Best result: on 26.05.2025 (79.874 units)

15x Defender of the day

Defeat the most units in this world as the defender.

Best result: yesterday (731.976 units)

3x Looter of the day

Plunder the most resources in this world.

Best result: on 21.06.2025 (3.149.824 resources)

2x Plunderer of the day

Plunder the most villages in this world.

Best result: on 08.04.2025 (9.112 villages)

6x Great power of the day

Conquer the most villages in this world.

Best result: on 11.06.2025 (15 villages)

7x Supporter of the day

Defeat the most units in this world as a supporter.

Best result: on 18.05.2025 (45.813 units)

5x Gatherer of the day

Scavenge the most resources in this world.

Best result: on 16.06.2025 (7.317.357 resources)

Other achievements

Years of Service (Gold - Level 6)

Play Tribal Wars for 6 years.